- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

The Female Orgasm

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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