Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Where's the soap?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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