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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

I need to start studying.

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