A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

what tall and looks like a jew?

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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