Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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