- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Guess what? AIDS!

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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