- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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