Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Do you like apples? Yes

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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