- Anti Joke

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

This is a joke.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it