Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

KONY 2012

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

A Mormon walks into a bar

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Women's rights.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What happened to my sunglasses?

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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