In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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