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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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