What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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