- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

How did th-A fridge.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

what's up? my penis.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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