What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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