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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Ron Paul for President!

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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