- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Justin Bieber.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

THE END.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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