- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Knock knock What?

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

stuarts mum

I woke up today

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Homosexualism is so gay man

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