Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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don't read this

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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