What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Loperson

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

You were born.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Anti Joke

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