guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Smelly Indians.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

hey

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Your mums a potato

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Me

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Nickelback.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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