How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Make me famous

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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