How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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An Artic Storm.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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2 Penises

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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