Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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An Artic Storm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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