- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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