- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why? Why Not?

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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