OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

why did the man die? he had cancer

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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