- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Bean.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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