A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Jews

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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