"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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honest politician

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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DERP

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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