Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Nickelback

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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