- Anti Joke

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

banana

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

My mum is called Steve

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.