Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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women's rights

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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