- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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