- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

What's red, blue & green all over?

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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