- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Do your parents know you're gay?

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

field day?

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

anal seepage

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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