How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Are you a tree

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Three black men were walking...

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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guess what chicken butt

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