A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Weed.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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I'm Batman.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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He walked in a bar

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Mullets

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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