- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

every knight i see an owl at window

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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