- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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