- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

dick dick dick... frogs

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What do you call a black man? Black

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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