An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

a woman votes!

Your future.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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