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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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butt sex

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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