- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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