- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Whats worse than a joke? This

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

The Earth is a nice place to live.