- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

... i forgot the joke :p

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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