Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

give me a thumbs up

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Rick santorum

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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