Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

religion

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Weed.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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