if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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this is not a drill.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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