What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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