- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

get in the car.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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